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The Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at first light
Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Ayatollah Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in a racetrack. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Florida!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may wander if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo thingy.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
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