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The Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Above: The Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1992
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 657 Disney units
Rating: Seven paddlewheels

Description

Ayatollah Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Death Star!

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