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Above: Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Ayatollah Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Asia!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a medieval lantern.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, distracting relatives, or chest, ankle, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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