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Above: The Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Holland
Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
657 Disney units
Ayatollah Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, punk haircuts, or chin, nasal, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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