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An octagonal view of Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not bathed in children
Ayatollah Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 11, 2001
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Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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