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Image: A nautical view of Ayatollah Toad's Irresponsible Ride when it's covered in darkness
Ayatollah Toad's Irresponsible Ride
March 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ayatollah Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a mountain. On this train, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a kingdom!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to just give up and skid.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses (in that order) inside the other guests at various times.
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