Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Ayatollah Toad's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite ride of Jules Verne
Ayatollah Toad's Irresponsible Ride
December 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Playland!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this ride, go on something more magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Arthur photo thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 45".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from clown makeup or heart, knee, ribcage, attention-span, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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