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Dale's wheelchair-standing photo of Ayatollah Toad's Disorderly Ride

Dale's wheelchair-standing photo of Ayatollah Toad's Disorderly Ride

Ayatollah Toad's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1985
Duration: Tediously sustained
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero stars

Description

Ayatollah Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in America. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a shop!

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