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Above: The Ayatollah Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction during construction
Ayatollah Toad's Disorderly Ride
March 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Ayatollah Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you shouldn't even consider roaming this attraction.
- Minimum height 45 picas.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 19 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or nasal, bowel, or chin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision pants.
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