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The Archduke Toad's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Archduke Toad's Wild Excursion
August 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Archduke Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Playland!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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