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Above: Kronk's cheetah-climbing photo of Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride
Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride
June 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Archduke Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the region, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the Grand Californian!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, punk haircuts, blinding shoes, or knee, shoulder, hair, liver, or heart problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
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