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The Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mexico

The Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mexico

Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1982
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Archduke Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in jail!

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