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Above: The Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride train as seen from the top of a restaurant
Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride
August 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Archduke Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the deep!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this train is broken.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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