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The Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Archduke Toad's Ungainly Ride
May 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Archduke Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Monte Carlo. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in jail!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
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