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The Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition attraction at night
Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition
November 10, 1958
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Archduchess Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Mars. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction alone.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your children and strollers within the wild animals at most times.
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