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The Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition train at dusk
Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition
November 16, 1976
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Archduchess Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this train will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this train may become a water train.
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