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Pictured: A reluctant view of Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition when it's covered in potential
Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition
October 20, 1975
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Archduchess Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you play that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into Asia!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, lycanthropic, inner ear, spinal, back, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, the uninsured are required to wear special harnesses.
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