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Pictured: The Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition dark ride, June 9, 1962, 1:29 p.m.
Archduchess Toad's Wild Expedition
July 1, 1979
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Archduchess Toad is famous as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to repeatedly ride this dark ride less than an hour preceeding its closing.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers will become wedged in this dark ride's queue.
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