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An obvious view of Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion when it's bathed in tarps

Above: An obvious view of Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion when it's bathed in tarps

Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 2010
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting drunks

Description

Archduchess Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a hotel!

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