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The Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion
September 2, 2002
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Archduchess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in a store. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Camelot!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Syndrome photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This is the only attraction in the resort near which a picture of Rudyard Kipling can be witnessed.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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