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Above: The Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Archduchess Toad's Wild Excursion
May 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Archduchess Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the sky!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve jars.
- Minimum height 43".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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