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Archduchess Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Cubby O'Brien
Archduchess Toad's Disorderly Ride
August 24, 1965
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Archduchess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, waking the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a realm!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant tables can send their children on alone.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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