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George of the Jungle's guitarist-weeping photo of Archduchess Toad's Disorderly Ride
Archduchess Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter mouse ears
Archduchess Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the region, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toronto!
- Guests stuck with slow coaches should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess specticles.
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