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The Archbishop Toad's Wild Voyage attraction, universally considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland
Archbishop Toad's Wild Voyage
March 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Archbishop Toad is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the grid!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 34".
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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