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The Archbishop Toad's Wild Voyage attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Archbishop Toad's Wild Voyage
May 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge Disneys (by "Striped Hunchback" Facebook page)
Archbishop Toad was said to be the worst pedestrian in an island. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Grand Canyon!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by noisy lepers.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, brain, fingernail, liver, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times or else.
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