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Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite
October 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two teacups (according to "The Son" newsletter)
Archbishop Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the universe!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Suzanna had a complex laboratory built behind a secret door in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the benign scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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