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Above: Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Archbishop Toad's Wild Rite
November 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
Archbishop Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the abyss!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 52".
- Maximum width 22".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the waiting room.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad's Playhouse attraction.
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