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Above: The Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during construction
Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
November 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (from www.GoofyNews.org)
Archbishop Toad is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the desert!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crafty doll.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
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