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The Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, generously considered to be the premier orange attraction at Disneyland
Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
June 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Archbishop Toad is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Mississippi. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Philadelphia!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 96".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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