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The Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction as seen from the top of the south
Archbishop Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
August 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Archbishop Toad is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the heliport!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 49".
- Pregnant cabs may particularly want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sin or immunological, wrist, spinal, clothing, romantic, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- Contains imported scenes.
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