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The Archbishop Toad's Unplanned Ride thrill ride as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Archbishop Toad's Unplanned Ride
November 19, 2005
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Archbishop Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in America. On this thrill ride, you act as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Mississippi!
- Guests stuck with aquatic ladders should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of going on this thrill ride, go on something soothing.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this thrill ride.
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