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The Archbishop Toad's Reckless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its eager anniversary
Archbishop Toad's Reckless Ride
November 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Archbishop Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a kingdom!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or wrist or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in the facility.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Finding Toad Submarine Voyage attraction.
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