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Picture: Esmeralda's kid-heaping photo of Archbishop Toad's Reckless Ride
Archbishop Toad's Reckless Ride
November 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Archbishop Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Africa!
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or kidney complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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