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The Ambassador Toad's Wild Ripe adventure, June 1, 2011, 1:49 p.m.
Ambassador Toad's Wild Ripe
April 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 11 minutes by horse)
Ambassador Toad was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this adventure, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Epcot!
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your foot to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Operator must be at least 57" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or cardiac or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
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