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A burnt view of Ambassador Toad's Reckless Ride when it's not shrounded in fog
Ambassador Toad's Reckless Ride
February 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Ambassador Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction first thing before brunch.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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