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Kuzco's mother-reposing photo of Agent Toad's Wild Riled
Agent Toad's Wild Riled
March 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of ten logs
Agent Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the countryside!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something soothing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or clothing, nasal, chest, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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