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A scientific view of Agent Toad's Rowdy Ride when it's not covered in children
Agent Toad's Rowdy Ride
May 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Agent Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the Seven Seas!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less time.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to run to this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny nose, weird extra limbs, or neck, back, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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