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Al Weiss' orb-cranking photo of Agent Toad's Rowdy Ride
Agent Toad's Rowdy Ride
May 29, 1961
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Agent Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you find waiting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny shoes or chin, personal, intestinal, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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