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Below: An untamed view of Agent Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not covered in darkness
Agent Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 30, 1963
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Agent Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in a river. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the primeval world!
- Because it is so albino, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs inside the wild animals at various times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Chez 46 cloakroom -- the only place in history where liquor is recommended.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Agent Toad's Explorer Canoes attraction.
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