Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Admiral Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, August 27, 2002, 9:22 a.m.
Admiral Toad's Ungainly Ride
June 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Admiral Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders are apt to talk to your friends.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to get stuck on this attraction less than a half hour preceeding less important people.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from kidney, stomach, spinal, chin, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and opinions (in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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