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The Admiral Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, nastily exploding in the afternoon sunlight

The Admiral Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction, nastily exploding in the afternoon sunlight

Admiral Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2011
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Targeted at: Women

Description

Admiral Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, speeding through the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!

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