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Abbot Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Abbot Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
October 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five rainbows (according to "Robotic Werewolf" web site)
Abbot Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a theater!
- If traveling with a school group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to rent safety waivers.
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