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Above: The Abbot Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, March 11, 1989, 4:39 p.m.
Abbot Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
March 25, 1975
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Abbot Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Spain!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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