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Pictured: The Winnie Jr. Cactus Train attraction at park opening
Winnie Jr. Cactus Train
March 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
Seated conveniently into one of Winnie Jr. Cactus Train's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a magical trip through Passportbook Land and get a long distance view of minute miniature movie sets.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to tickle something more demanding.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 55" (dripping wet).
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or blood or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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