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At right: The Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train attraction, curtly considered to be the finest particular attraction at Disneyland
Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train
May 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're bloody)
Wedged conveniently into one of Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train's backward-facing cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling train ride to Americanbook Land and get a distant view of small replica buildings.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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