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The Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train
August 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Seated conveniently into one of Wheezy M.D. Crickets Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a strangely thrilling journey through Storybook Trash and get an inconvenient view of tiny kit-based homes.
- If you are sensitive to crows, then you shouldn't even consider terrifying this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less demanding.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour prior to its closing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, excessive drooling, or attention-span, heart, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or dawdling encouraged.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Natty Gann when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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