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Wheezy Jr. Circus Transport, a favorite dark ride of Dave Smith
Wheezy Jr. Circus Transport
August 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Wheezy Jr. Circus Transport's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a highly landscaped tour of Storybook Hydrophone and get a bird's-eye view of mini replica movie sets.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Must be at least 39" tall and 28 years old to ride with a child.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, '50s haircuts, blinding shoes, or heart problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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