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A humorous view of Wheezy Jr. Caucus Train when it's not inundated in darkness
Wheezy Jr. Caucus Train
July 6, 2013
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Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Wheezy Jr. Caucus Train's uncomfortable animal cages, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Condorbook Land and get a long distance view of colloquial reproduction homes.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
- During inclement earthquakes, this adventure may be more fun.
- On its third year of operation, the Wheezy Jr. Caucus Train immediately sank.
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