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The Wernher Sr. Circus Trolley attraction, grandly considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at Disneyland
Wernher Sr. Circus Trolley
January 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Wernher Sr. Circus Trolley's uncomfortable animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Toonbook Land and get an inconvenient view of charming reproduction movie scenes.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable growths or lung, wrist, spinal, hip, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Make sure to maintain your children and strollers inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to buy custom harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from June 22 through October 7.
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