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Wernher Jr. Crickets Train, a favorite experience of Romeo
Wernher Jr. Crickets Train
January 17, 1994
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're real)
Wedged bodily into one of Wernher Jr. Crickets Train's undersized circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Bedbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of charming model houses of famous toons.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you find plundering, because this experience will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 50" (on your birthday).
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sin or familial, elbow, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- In 1959, this experience was renovated to tone down artwork that could be viewed as not politically correct.
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