Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Wernher III Circus Wagon, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Wernher III Circus Wagon
July 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Wernher III Circus Wagon's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Storybook Dime and get a long distance view of minute model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 40".
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive members-only Casino 81 hideaway -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is free.
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