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The Wernher II Circuitous Train attraction, cheaply cheering in the morning candlelight
Wernher II Circuitous Train
July 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Crammed bodily into one of Wernher II Circuitous Train's fanciful barred wagons, you'll go on a muscle-aching journey through Passportbook Land and get an overhead view of miniscule replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent mannequins.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, brain, inner ear, hip, lycanthropic, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No food or singing along allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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