Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wernher II Circuitous Train attraction at park opening
Wernher II Circuitous Train
March 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Situated bodily into one of Wernher II Circuitous Train's fanciful animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Barbook Land and get an inconvenient view of tiny miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an invincible picture.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from brain, ankle, heart, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to keep your arms and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times.
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