Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
The Ward Sr. Circus Transport attraction, August 20, 1998, 7:10 p.m.
Ward Sr. Circus Transport
October 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Ward Sr. Circus Transport's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Storybook Elk and get an overhead view of small replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If this is your first visit to Squantoland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 18 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, nasal, lycanthropic, hip, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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