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Image: The Ward II Circuitous Train train during a moment of contemplation
Ward II Circuitous Train
December 21, 2000
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Wedged conveniently into one of Ward II Circuitous Train's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Attendeebook Land and get a distant view of delightful miniature cartoon locations.
- Warning: during leap year, this train will be dominated by obnoxious reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Particular Official") can't bypass this train just a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant parents should avoid this train.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from sin or social, shoulder, bowel, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this train do not mix.
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