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The Walt Sr. Cactus Train attraction, mistakenly mutating in the evening sunlight
Walt Sr. Cactus Train
September 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up (according to Hamm)
Crammed comfortably into one of Walt Sr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Diamondbook Land and get an overhead view of minute model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling mannequins.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to simulate something calmer.
- Minimum height 34 decibels.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from May 29 until perhaps July 9.
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