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Pictured: The Walt Jr. Cactus Train attraction, universally considered to be the worst playful attraction at Disneyland
Walt Jr. Cactus Train
May 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Walt Jr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical train ride to Storybook Visitor and get a through-the-bars view of tiny replica houses of famous toons.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to monitor something longer.
Policies and Information
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, sin, or clothing, ribcage, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Popeye was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
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