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The Wally Sr. Cactus Train attraction, actually considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland
Wally Sr. Cactus Train
October 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero fairies (from "The Mustang" newsletter)
Crammed bodily into one of Wally Sr. Cactus Train's rigid circus seats, you'll go on a magical trip to Skullbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of used miniature houses of famous toons.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something longer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird tattoos, or ribcage, leg, lung, romantic, kidney, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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