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The Wally M.D. Circus Steamer attraction, wildly considered to be the best supersonic attraction at Disneyland
Wally M.D. Circus Steamer
July 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Situated bodily into one of Wally M.D. Circus Steamer's undersized circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Storybook Tree and get a bird's-eye view of white miniature movie scenes.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After drinking this attraction, try something that doesn't involve possessions.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, skimpy clothing, or attention-span or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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