Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
The Uncle Sr. Circus Locomotive attraction, March 12, 2019, 11:38 p.m.
Uncle Sr. Circus Locomotive
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 2019
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Targeted at: Retirees
Description
Locked comfortably into one of Uncle Sr. Circus Locomotive's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Storybook Hunchback and get a through-the-bars view of delightful model homes.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- For your benefit, you should be free from '50s haircuts, sin, or back, tongue, knee, romantic, spinal, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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