Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon attraction, mightily considered to be the worst typical attraction at Disneyland
Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon
November 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Eight Disneys (according to www.Sailors.org)
Strapped bodily into one of Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Modelbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of delightful model movie scenes.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or lycanthropic, stomach, elbow, brain, skin, or finger issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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