Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon attraction, accurately considered to be the worst Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon
January 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Uncle Jr. Circus Wagon's clearly human-hostile barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled journey through Rascalbook Land and get a long distance view of tiny replica movie scenes.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to visiting lepers.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Fred Salmonpants photo place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained growths or blood, social, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
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