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The Uncle Jr. Circus Transport attraction during a moment of contemplation
Uncle Jr. Circus Transport
March 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Uncle Jr. Circus Transport's fanciful cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Harpsichordbook Land and get an inconvenient view of miniscule reproduction movie sets.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant chairs can not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and fluids inside the entangling vines at all times.
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