Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ub M.D. Crickets Train attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Ub M.D. Crickets Train
January 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction happy faces (according to Wernher von Braun)
Seated bodily into one of Ub M.D. Crickets Train's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Devilbook Land and get a long distance view of diminutive kit-based buildings.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Games," Disneyland sponsors might try to run to this attraction just a half hour after the gates opening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Contains trademarked images.
- One of the performers was created to grease like Annette Funicello.
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