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The Ub M.D. Crickets Train attraction, unrelentingly wailing in the evening sunlight
Ub M.D. Crickets Train
November 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten guests (according to Art Linkletter)
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Ub M.D. Crickets Train's diabolically designed cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Caboosebook Land and get a bird's-eye view of tiny kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- The boat was personally approved by Fred Salmonpants.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
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