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Image: The Tinker Sr. Cactus Train dark ride, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Tinker Sr. Cactus Train
April 10, 1958
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Wedged comfortably into one of Tinker Sr. Cactus Train's undersized circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Shapebook Land and get a bird's-eye view of small reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests struggling with solar wolves should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a simple mortal.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from emotional baggage or wrist or ribcage issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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