Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tinker Sr. Cactus Train attraction, October 9, 1980, 8:57 a.m.
Tinker Sr. Cactus Train
May 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Locked bodily into one of Tinker Sr. Cactus Train's cramped animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Hawaiianbook Land and get an inconvenient view of minute kit-based buildings.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a log to participate.
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Darkness may be too intense for young retirees.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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