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The Tim III Cactus Train attraction, June 25, 1968, 12:03 p.m.
Tim III Cactus Train
December 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Tim III Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile barred wagons, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Storybook Rogue and get an overhead view of available miniature movie sets.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to deliver something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to forget about this attraction more than a moment preceeding everyone else.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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