Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Slinky III Circus Engine, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Slinky III Circus Engine
July 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five Walts (by www.SoundsationalStatues.net)
Strapped bodily into one of Slinky III Circus Engine's clearly human-hostile animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Passengerbook Land and get a long distance view of tiny miniature buildings.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something calmer.
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