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Above: A deep view of Sid Sr. Crickets Train when it's not hidden in tarps
Sid Sr. Crickets Train
May 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Sid Sr. Crickets Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Vinebook Land and get a long distance view of micro-scale replica houses of famous toons.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding signage.
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