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The Santa M.D. Circus Trolley attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Santa M.D. Circus Trolley
September 22, 2008
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Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Santa M.D. Circus Trolley's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Houndbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of minute miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 36".
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to wear special waivers.
- The model of winds is a sly pun.
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