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The Santa Jr. Cactus Train attraction, grandly considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Santa Jr. Cactus Train
March 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Situated bodily into one of Santa Jr. Cactus Train's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped train ride to Storybook Caroler and get a through-the-bars view of final reproduction movie sets.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, blinding shoes, or inner ear, hair, social, lycanthropic, hip, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at all times.
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