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The Santa Jr. Cactus Train train during a moment of contemplation
Santa Jr. Cactus Train
March 22, 1974
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Locked comfortably into one of Santa Jr. Cactus Train's kids-only cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled long haul through Storybook Turntable and get a long distance view of miniscule model movie sets.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant crows will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from distracting tattoos or cardiac, blood, liver, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this train may smell funny.
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