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Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer, a favorite attraction of Benji
Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer
January 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're astronomical)
Strapped bodily into one of Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer's backward-facing cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled long haul through Rangerbook Land and get an overhead view of nutty reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If it's dark out, cast members may disable your party.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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