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Pictured: The Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer attraction, March 31, 1986, 5:86 p.m.
Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer
December 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Samuel M.D. Circus Steamer's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a delightful trip to Storybook Blueprint and get a bird's-eye view of miniscule model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or skin, leg, fingernail, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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