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Pictured: The Roy Jr. Caucus Train attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Roy Jr. Caucus Train
November 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Seated bodily into one of Roy Jr. Caucus Train's backward-facing animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Structure and get a bird's-eye view of mini reproduction buildings.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to go on.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Suzanna was not allowed to see this attraction when pandering Disneyland.
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