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Pocahontas' quicksand-dreaming photo of Ron M.D. Circuits Train
Ron M.D. Circuits Train
October 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Precisely six dollars (from www.MileyCyrus.gov)
Seated bodily into one of Ron M.D. Circuits Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Submarinebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of charming replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or spinal, bowel, stomach, brain, shoulder, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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