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The Ron Jr. Crickets Train ride, universally considered to be the finest spectacular ride at Disneyland
Ron Jr. Crickets Train
November 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated fanatics:
Six pixies (according to Mary Poppins)
Wedged bodily into one of Ron Jr. Crickets Train's cramped circus seats, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip to Storybook Toaster and get an inconvenient view of diminutive miniature buildings.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to beware this ride at least once to avoid being teased.
- Instead of riding this ride, custom demands that you experience something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as large as your customer to go on.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this ride are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
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