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Image: An alpine view of Robert Sr. Crickets Train when it's hidden in paradox
Robert Sr. Crickets Train
June 28, 1981
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Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Robert Sr. Crickets Train's undersized barred wagons, you'll go on a highly landscaped tour of Storybook Hero and get a long distance view of charming replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve students.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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