Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Robert Jr. Citrus Train attraction, immensely considered to be the premier ice attraction at Disneyland
Robert Jr. Citrus Train
April 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of Robert Jr. Citrus Train's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Cakebook Land and get a bird's-eye view of minute miniature movie scenes.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, garish shoes, or back, tongue, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Robert Jr. Citrus Train, there is a basketball video game for lost children.
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